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Linda Mardean “Marty” Fowler passed away suddenly on Monday, August 18th, in Oklahoma City.  She was born on November 4, 1947, in Bartlesville.  She grew up in Dewey, OK, graduating from Dewey in the class of 1967.  She attended NEO University in Miami OK, taught P.E. in Siloam Springs AR, and in Bartlesville, and then in Oklahoma City.  She taught for many years at Wilson Arts Integration Elementary School in OKC.  She was probably the most beloved teacher in the nearly 100 year old history of Wilson.  She touched the lives of hundreds of people in a way they never seem to forget and for which they are always grateful.   High school and college students come back looking for her; they look for other teachers but they always look for her FIRST.
 
She is survived by her life-mate Beverly Grigsby of the home in OKC, and by her brother and sister-in-law, Clarence L. and Cheri Fowler, nephew Logan Fowler and great-nephew Kaiden N. Fowler, all of Dewey.

PFLAG-OKC  Tuesday Sept 2 Church of the Open Arms 7 pm
Mary and Louise  Friday Sept 5 Full Circle 7 pm
OGLPC  Monthly Meeting Monday Sept 8  Neighborhood Alliance 7 pm
PFLAG-Norman  Thursday Sept 11 St Stephens 7 pm
Herland Work Day Saturday Sept 13 10 am—1 pm
Herland Supper Club Saturday Sept 13 Belle Isle Brewery (in 50 Penn Place) 5:30 pm
Miss Brown to You Friday Sept 19 UCO Jazz Lab 8 pm $7
Herland Scrabble Saturday Sept 20 2 pm
Herland Board Meeting  Sunday Sept 21 4 pm

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In a serious game of one-upsmanship, County Commissioner Brent Rinehart of Oklahoma County has really raised the ante on Sally Kern, Oklahoma State Representative.  The two are currently dueling it out for title of “Most Embarrassing  Oklahoman.” 
Rep. Kern scored first in the contest by exposing the “gay agenda” to a group of donors and equating gays to terrorists.  Luckily for her, she was secretly recorded and the resulting audio posted to YouTube.  Millions have enjoyed listening to her thoughtful insights about how gays in our society are like having cancer in your toe—you just can’t ignore it and let it spread!  Even Ellen (DeGeneres) tried to call her on the air and congratulate her for the well-placed opening volley. 

From Brent Rinehart’s re-election campaign comic book.  Illustration by Shane Suiters.
Now Brent Rinehart has risen to the challenge and is out to show that he will not be outdone by any woman!  The only County Commissioner with the guts to use a 16-page comic book for his re-election campaign, Brent takes the fight right into Kern’s territory (that is, the homophobic religious right constituency).  He’s got an angel on his side and Satan against him!  SCORE!!
He’s got a toga-clad Roman trying to drag a Boy Scout out into the woods! (In case you don’t remember—Rome was destroyed by homosexuality.)  SCORE!!  He’s got Peter Pan, another Roman, and Satan marching in the gay pride parade!  SCORE!!
And did you know that good ole boy politicians in Oklahoma are now liberals?  They are!  And they’re against Brent just like the homosexuals!  SCORE!! 
Chafing at all the attention given to Rinehart, Rep. Kern tried to get back into the spotlight by packin’ heat at the Capitol this week.  It’s way too early to call, but Rinehart has a big lead over Kern in this year’s title bout.  (And, he’ll be hard to overtake with the angel on his side!)

As a gay man in OKC, I would like to share the gay “agenda” with everyone. You see, it is not about being treated fairly or on par with our heterosexual counterparts as some gays would have you believe. And it is certainly not about being able to visit your gay partner in the hospital as a family member or being able to leave property to your partner upon your demise…oh no, it is not about these things. The true gay agenda has been up until now very secret, but I am prepared to share it with everyone. As soon as the gay agenda is enacted, all gays (and gays only!) will be able to show their “gay agenda card” and receive a discount on gas, jump to the front of the line at the grocery store, and drive 15 miles over the posted speed limit. In the unlikely event that a gay agenda member is arrested, all they need to do is simply flash their gay agenda card, and voila, they will be released. The latest Cher farewell concert sold out? Not a problem if you have a gay agenda card. And heterosexuals, don’t feel left out. When the gay agenda is official, we will outlaw heterosexual divorce (I mean, seriously…what better way to protect marriage than to outlaw divorce?), and, in the interest of protecting families, we will once and for all outlaw heterosexual adoption (come on, you can’t have a kid without doing the hard work anymore), and finally, we will make it once again legal for heterosexuals to be fired from their job just for being straight. You see people, that’s it in a nutshell, that is the gay agenda. ~ Michael, Oklahoma City, posted on NewsOK.com blog, “Your Thoughts”