Kern and Rinehart locked in ferocious battle
In a serious game of one-upsmanship, County Commissioner Brent Rinehart of Oklahoma County has really raised the ante on Sally Kern, Oklahoma State Representative. The two are currently dueling it out for title of “Most Embarrassing Oklahoman.”
Rep. Kern scored first in the contest by exposing the “gay agenda” to a group of donors and equating gays to terrorists. Luckily for her, she was secretly recorded and the resulting audio posted to YouTube. Millions have enjoyed listening to her thoughtful insights about how gays in our society are like having cancer in your toe—you just can’t ignore it and let it spread! Even Ellen (DeGeneres) tried to call her on the air and congratulate her for the well-placed opening volley.
From Brent Rinehart’s re-election campaign comic book. Illustration by Shane Suiters.
Now Brent Rinehart has risen to the challenge and is out to show that he will not be outdone by any woman! The only County Commissioner with the guts to use a 16-page comic book for his re-election campaign, Brent takes the fight right into Kern’s territory (that is, the homophobic religious right constituency). He’s got an angel on his side and Satan against him! SCORE!!
He’s got a toga-clad Roman trying to drag a Boy Scout out into the woods! (In case you don’t remember—Rome was destroyed by homosexuality.) SCORE!! He’s got Peter Pan, another Roman, and Satan marching in the gay pride parade! SCORE!!
And did you know that good ole boy politicians in Oklahoma are now liberals? They are! And they’re against Brent just like the homosexuals! SCORE!!
Chafing at all the attention given to Rinehart, Rep. Kern tried to get back into the spotlight by packin’ heat at the Capitol this week. It’s way too early to call, but Rinehart has a big lead over Kern in this year’s title bout. (And, he’ll be hard to overtake with the angel on his side!)
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