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As a gay man in OKC, I would like to share the gay “agenda” with everyone. You see, it is not about being treated fairly or on par with our heterosexual counterparts as some gays would have you believe. And it is certainly not about being able to visit your gay partner in the hospital as a family member or being able to leave property to your partner upon your demise…oh no, it is not about these things. The true gay agenda has been up until now very secret, but I am prepared to share it with everyone. As soon as the gay agenda is enacted, all gays (and gays only!) will be able to show their “gay agenda card” and receive a discount on gas, jump to the front of the line at the grocery store, and drive 15 miles over the posted speed limit. In the unlikely event that a gay agenda member is arrested, all they need to do is simply flash their gay agenda card, and voila, they will be released. The latest Cher farewell concert sold out? Not a problem if you have a gay agenda card. And heterosexuals, don’t feel left out. When the gay agenda is official, we will outlaw heterosexual divorce (I mean, seriously…what better way to protect marriage than to outlaw divorce?), and, in the interest of protecting families, we will once and for all outlaw heterosexual adoption (come on, you can’t have a kid without doing the hard work anymore), and finally, we will make it once again legal for heterosexuals to be fired from their job just for being straight. You see people, that’s it in a nutshell, that is the gay agenda. ~ Michael, Oklahoma City, posted on NewsOK.com blog, “Your Thoughts”